This is a tiny script that uses Shakepeare language* to insult the bloodthirsty Syrian dictator. BANADOURA is geared toward tweet generation, with the two hashtags "#Bashar" and "#Syria". It uses the Python programming language and can be highly and easily customized (for example to generate tweets on other topics, using other language varieties/languages, etc.). Hopefully someone can take it and develop it further into an extractable. (Sorry, I did not have time to work any further on it). If you do develop this further, I'd appreciate it if you let me know so that I point people to your baby. The simple code is below, with a sample run. I typically generate 20 tweets per run. Why did I call it BANADOURA? Well, this is classified info.... Will tell you later, maybe?.
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*[The Shakespeare words are taken from here]
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#!/usr/bin/python
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
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__author__="mam"
__date__ ="02/10/2012"
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from random import choice
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columnA=["artless", "bawdy", "beslubbering", "bootless",\
"churlish", "cockered", "clouted", "craven", \
"currish", "dankish", "dissembling", "droning", "errant",\
"fawning", "fobbing ", "froward", "frothy", "gleeking", "goatish",\
"gorbellied", "impertinent", "infectious", "jarring", "loggerheaded",
"lumpish", "mammering", "mangled", "mewling ", "paunchy", "pribbling",\
"puking", "puny", "qualling", "rank", "reeky", "roguish", "ruttish", "saucy",\
"spleeny", "spongy", "surly", "tottering", "unmuzzled", "vain", "venomed", \
"villainous", "warped", "wayward", "weedy", "yeasty"]
#######################
columnB= ["base-court", "bat-fowling", "beef-witted", "beetle-headed", "boil-brained",\
"clapper-clawed", "clay-brained", "common-kissing", "crook-pated", \
"dismal-dreaming", "dizzy-eyed", "doghearted",\
"dread-bolted", "earth-vexing", "elf-skinned", "fat-kidneyed",\
"fen-sucked", "flap-mouthed", "fly-bitten", "folly-fallen", \
"fool-born", "full-gorged", "guts-griping", "half-faced",\
"hasty-witted", "hedge-born", "hell-hated", "idle-headed",\
"ill-breeding", "ill-nurtured", "knotty-pated", "milk-livered",\
"motley-minded", "onion-eyed", "plume-plucked", "pottle-deep",\
"pox-marked", "reeling-ripe", "rough-hewn", "rude-growing", \
"rump-fed", "shard-borne", "sheep-biting",\
"spur-galled", "swag-bellied", "tardy-gaited", "tickle-brained",\
"toad-spotted", "unchin-snouted",\
"weather-bitten"]
#######################
columnC= ["apple-john", "baggage", "barnacle", "bladder", "boar-pig", "bugbear", "bum-bailey",\
"canker-blossom", "clack-dish", "clotpole", "coxcomb", "codpiece", "death-token", \
"dewberry", "flap-dragon", "flax-wench", "flirt-gill", "foot-licker", "fustilarian", \
"giglet", "gudgeon", "haggard", "harpy", "hedge-pig", "horn-beast", "hugger-mugger",\
"joithead", "lewdster", "lout", "maggot-pie", "malt-worm", "mammet", "measle",\
"minnow", "miscreant", "moldwarp", "mumble-news", "nut-hook", "pigeon-egg", "pignut",\
"puttock", "pumpion", "ratsbane", "scut", "skainsmate", "strumpet", "varlot",\
"vassal", "whey-face", "wagtail"]
#######################
if __name__ == "__main__":
print "Welcome to BANADOURA, The Syrian Dictator Tweet Insulter...", "\n", "*"*59, "\n"
for i in range(1, 20):
print "#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art", choice(columnA)+", "+ choice(columnB)+", "+\ choice(columnC)+ "!! #Syria"
========================= SAMPLE RUN ========================
Welcome to BANADOURA, The Syrian Dictator Tweet Insulter...
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#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art spleeny, fen-sucked, gudgeon!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art roguish, pox-marked, bladder!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art froward, reeling-ripe, skainsmate!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art frothy, ill-breeding, bladder!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art spongy, toad-spotted, haggard!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art infectious, beef-witted, giglet!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art loggerheaded, common-kissing, measle!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art currish, beetle-headed, whey-face!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art warped, half-faced, harpy!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art impertinent, pottle-deep, lout!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art jarring, base-court, puttock!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art mewling , fat-kidneyed, puttock!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art droning, base-court, clack-dish!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art saucy, doghearted, pigeon-egg!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art roguish, doghearted, barnacle!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art cockered, ill-breeding, canker-blossom!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art wayward, hedge-born, barnacle!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art craven, boil-brained, measle!! #Syria
#Bashar, Mr. bloodthirsty, thou art dankish, base-court, baggage!! #Syria
